Gotta be one of my top 3 fav comedians, and he's from Seattle! How awesome is that ^^



Made shift supervisor at work a few days ago. Sooo that's exciting! The best part besides being able to boss the minions around at my every beck and call and can do pretty much whatever I want without question? I get paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiid mooooooooooore!!!! so FUCK YEAH!
Scion xA or Subaru Impreza WRX, you're mine >:3

Aaand besides that nothing else is new.
TALENT SHOW IS ONLY A WEEK AWAY! Katie and I go in and practive on the stange Tuesday, so that'll be sweet. They've got an amp for her to use with her sexy new electrice acoustic guitar, name Gretta (amazing thing to call it if you ask me!) We still need to practice the song together, so get out all the kinks since it's only my singing and her playing. The usual guitar solos will be split up between singing and her playing. It'll be a fuggin awesome ass kickin good time though :>
I need to buy a guitar and teach myself how to play it, that way I can play and sing to all the songs that I've been wanting to! Then I can record n alla that fun jazz.

Been doing a lot of drawing lately. Nothing good, just doodles, but I like the style that I'm sorta slipping into. It's a lil more cartoonish so it's helping me with anatomy and poses. Buuuuut no matter what I do, I still can't get the hang of legs and feet. So, I think I need to stare at myself for a while or something haha. Most of them are stupid jokes that only I could really find funny, which is great for me x3
COME TALK TO ME AND LET ME DRAW OUR JOKES! PENIS PUMP VEST!!!

the one thing that can make me cry more than anything in the world.... but make me smile so hard it hurts at the same time <3



I love you boys. One day you'll get back together, and I'll buy those god damn tickets to see you!

Had a lil fun date with my friend Katie today. Went to Hugo Helmer's and checked out guitars. I want to buy one, but I don't know how to play and I could barrow one aaaaaand I want a car more so >.>
Uuurgh there were these two fuggin dudes who were annoying and wouldn't leave us alone, totally the creeps of the store. Nobody wants to be around them. They're like a bad fart that just hangs in the air. One whispered all rapist like and was really awkward, would just say something and walk away. Something we had no idea what he was talking about. The other talked to me like a child, and I HAAAAAAAAATE THAT! I was gunna bite his head off, saw off his wang then stick it in a jar of mayonaise, BUT my friend said something and then the guy left. I was so mad, if he would've done it again, he'd a been put in his place.
Dammit, I wanted to be a bitch. I'm almost 19! I'm not a kid, fuckin talk to me like one! I know how to respect things.

OH OH OH!! Then something amazing happened. Katie and I SNUCK into Costco and had hotdogs. I felt so cool! I'm always the one who gets caught when I sneak. It sucks. But this time it didn't happen! I felt sooooooo happy! Plus I got one of their hot dogs. Um, can you say heaven in a bun? I sure can :3

After than I just kinda came home, didn't feel so good. I think I've eaten too many pizza roll things and got food poinsoning. But damn they're delicious.
Talked to Rynn for some time, played the fun question game ^o^ That always makes me happy. You learn some neat things! Either serious or stupid haha.

I don't work tomorrow... So I have no idea what I'll be doing o.o Take my dog to the vet theeeeeeen that's it. Because I have no one to play with ):
More people need to come live by me so we can hang out. PEOPLES! COME HERE NOW! COME PLAY! COME PLAY NOW!!

FRICK YEAH! ANOTHER AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Aaaaaahh, there's nothing like a good America's Funniest Home Video montage to make your life that much more worth while. Something about little children flippin in various directions various ways makes my eyes water.

So! It's been a frickin two years since I last posted anything here. You can't blame me though, I don't have much of an exciting life at the moment. Just working is so boring. I can't wait for college... meeting new people, actually having stuff to do and more IMPORTANTLY the fellas <3

So the other weekend I had a bonfire with my work friends, and since I had the day off, I was going to go early and actually be there to start the fire. Fun right?! Well, I thought so at first...
We got there at 7pm and still had no fire by the time the park closed at 10pm. Now, three hours doesn't seem like that much, you say? THINK AGAIN! It was the longest hours of my life lol. It must've been our fire wood, because we did everything to set that bitch a-flame. Broke open two lighters and poured it on... Okay, the first one went all over Jocelyn and we were excited to see if she would catch fire, but sadly no burnin flesh ):
Then we asked these other people if they could give us a piece of coal to see if that would work, but they ended up bring a huge ass thing of lighter fluid. And then there was fire, for a moment. Half a bottle later, still no consistent bonfire.
So, we finally gave up 5min before we had to leave and just yeah. We had super fun though! Joked, talked and talked about randome shiznit!
The whole time I was either air humping/dancing with people, singing about twots or squeeking. So is the life of Shelby.

So that's about it... That's the most fun thing that's happened this last week haha. Laaaaaame!

pretty much I'm very sad over the death of The Croc Hunter. I used to dream of meeting him one day, I guess that dream can come true in only that.. a dream. one day I'll go visit his zoo. yeah, that'll have to do ^^

Yup! I got my haircut today, and might I say it tis verdy sexy. ^.^

Reserved DoC for Zankara today, luckily. Almost didn't get to because this morning I hear my dad's cousin died and him and I are going to Portland for the funeral. It's all fine with me, but I HAAAAAAAAATE BEING RUSHED and that's what today has been. Rush rush rush >< Yeah, s we're leaving in a couple minutes so CIOA ALL YOU SEXY PEEPS!!

Hokays, so I call home to tell my mom I'm coming home, cuz I don't have a key. She tells me there's a cat in my bathroom. I think for a second, and can't imagine why they locked Kiva up in there, so I ask if it's a new cat. And gueeeeess what? It tis. We have a new lil kitten (that is if no one comes asking for a lost cat or anything). My mom calls her Bella or Belle buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut ya know what? She's white...with light orange on her ears and nose... and striped tail. Soooooo my puppy's name is Roxas.. New lil kitten that's all white with almost blonde coloring. You see where I'm going? Eh? EH!? See the HAWTNESS HURR?! HUH! HUH!?

Okay, so if you n00bs don't, I call new Namine :3 Yesh, that's what I shall cat the cat, while my mom gets mad and yells at me for it. But who cares, it matches her aaaaaaaaaaaand she's white.. and it'll match Roxas ^___________^

PS.
Last night with zankara was the SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEET. I'm so fuggin thankful she's my best friend D: MUCH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!??!?!?!!/1?!?!?!

7. The Laughing song (not my characters)



8. Beat It (Vincent)



9. Guadosalam (Seymour)



10. Simple and Clean (Me in KHstyle?)



11. Just the Two of Us (Me and Spec's fursonas)

So here are alla my craptastic pictures thus far.. I really should start speding more time on them.. Maybe after I get caught up XD Not too far behind, but I have a feeling it might build on meh >.>

1. Trigger Situation (Cloud, Tifa and Barret)



2. Hips Don't Lie (Axel)



3. Totally Spies Theme Song (My character, Cassidy)



4. Always on My Mind (Rue/Princess Kraehe)



5. Kiss Me (Zack and I)



6. Our Last Summer (Yuna and Tidus)

Just thought I would put a piccy up here cuuuuuuuuuz I can ^^?

So, prety much I feel bad for never going on here or updating... when I really do like it ^____^

Yeah, I'll start off updating more by the layout, that's always fuun. It's going to be all that is Zack... I just need to find a good background DX After that, then all will fit into place!

1. Open up your media player or winamp or ipod or whatever, set it to shuffle.
2. Skip through the first 25 songs and list them.
3. Add "in my pants" to the end of each song title.
4. Bold your favorites.

01. Twinkle, Twinkle in my pants
02. Interview with Quincy Jones in my pants
03. Devil Inside in my pants
04. Meaning of Life in my pants (ohyez you know it)
05. Passion in my pants
06. JENOVAD Trance in my pants (it rhymes, teehee!!)
07. Motral Kombat in my pants
08. I Will Show to You in my pants
09. After Midnight in my pants
10. Dive into the Heart in my pants
11. Tension in my pants
12. Are You gunna Be My Girl in my pants
13. Winning the Rainbow in my pants
14. Reunion in my pants
15. Title Theme in my pants
16. Eternity in my pants
17. Breeze in my pants
18. Yu-Gi-Oh in my pants (I never really wanted him there...)
19. Muhammad Hassan in my pants
20. Hikari in my pants
21. Coming at Choo in my pants
22. Stomp to My Beat in my pants
23. Tell Me Something Good in my pants
24. To the End in my pants
25. We Like to Party in my pants (we really do.. and you are invited!)

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Take over the world. Get your resolution here

Personally, I like this resolution.

Hilary will be the hardest to shop for for Christmas. Everything I want to get her is down in Seattle, but OH NOES! No one will take me. I hope I can get something that won't be totally stupid and make her have to fake that she likes it. Eh, craptastic. This is what I get, yes yes.

So, I'm finishing up my Expert file in Kingdom Hearts. It feels good. I fuggin ROX!!! Gots the Ultima Weapon and beat the tar out of some bad guys. Although I already had Deep Dive in my other Normal file, I did Expert cause I can^^ Let me just say, Sephi's ass with be mine on a nice silver platter!!

Actually got The Sims 2 to do the most awesome thing ever!! I found out this cheat a while ago that lets you use your own music and it will play on the Sims' radio. Well, it hadn't woreked forever, but YESTERDAY IT DID!! Let me just say, seeing the sims dance to Cotsa Del Sol and Otherworld is really humorous.

Choir concert is tomorrow. w00t. I really don't want to go to it. We're still having some difficulyties with certain songs. "And the Glory" is just confusing. You say the same thing over and over so many times, you can't remember what goes where!!! And the Swedish one? Don't get me started.. We BETTER be using our music on stage or not singing it at all. That's all there is to it!!!

Work Christmas party is tomorrow too. I really don't want to go, sadly enough. There's a chance of winning some really cool prizes, but I know I won't get anything, so why bother? They said someone got an iPod last year and someone else got a portable DVD player. WTF?!?! It gets my hopes up, but then at the same time I know I won't get anything, so they are crushed easily.

I'll have to rush over to the party after my choir concert and all I have to say is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. I'll miss everything with everyone and that makes me kinda sad... Like I don't even really belong there. Everyone fits in and I thougth I did, but apparently not. Oh well, I had fun at work today. That will help get rid of the bad feelings. ^^ Let me just say, "Toy Story" is forever "Toe Story" for me now.

Still haven'y had time to buy people presents.. This will bite me in the butt, I just know it. And I'll feel terrible. what a great way of spending my christmas break: crying and being depressed.

I'm officially Kingdom Hearts kick. Now I'm all crazy and stuffs. I almost cried a few times when I thought about it. XD I'm so stupid! Anyways, I'm going to try and contain it as much a possible, so not to annoy other people and such.

Okay, so nothing much has been going on. THE WAR WAGES ON AT WORK. Lol.. Who knew war was so fun? Apparetnly Matt says it's called THE Melby War. Matt+Shelby+War= the war name thingy... It's so flippin fun. Awe, today something werid happen during a battle in our war. I can't even describe it, but I called him something and apparently it was realyl funny to me, and I had tears of laughter FLOWIJG down my face!! I mean, the customers were looking at me funny. XD Awe, good times....

Well, I don't have much else to report except for that HILARY GOT ME THE COOLEST HING EVER AND I LOVE IT TO DEATH WITH ALL OF MY PATHETIC OBSESSIONED FAN-CRACKED HEART!!!!!!!!!! *snuggles little Tifa toy* I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love her.. There were more loves, but I decided I wouldn't kill you too much^^

I bursted out laughing when I first read it.. maybe some of you will know why. XD

How much do your LJ friends love you? by ladybugadria
username
age
choose one	voodoopoopoolustloveblahjesusokbangsexwhyouch
loves you lots	gibbet
thinks of you as their best friend	hirochan
pretends to like you	keelalaa
wants to move your relationship to the next level	dead_pen
wants you in bed	carcano
Loves your quirkiness	zankara
desperately loves to read your journal	super_tortoise
Loves you more than you know	seymour_ritraza
thinks you are stange	jen0va99
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Wow, okay, riddle me this? Maybe that's not the proper phrase to use, but whatever!!!

Anyways, I got Black and White 2, yaddayadda yadda. I love it a lot, and so on and so on. But now!! AHAHAH!!! The question I have for you all : D Riddle me this again: Have you ever gotten up at 6am to get ready for school, go to school until 2:10pm, go to grandma's to go to work at 3pm, work work work, get off at around 8pm, go home, AND THEN play your game (B&W2) from around 8:30pm to 6:08am?

Oh wait, there is more to this. I just thought you needed to get caught up. So, have you done this? Okay, now forget what you just thought and add this half to it: Get up the next morning at 8:30am, eat breakfast, shower (Get ready for the day), go to grandma's house, visit with family (cousins, etc.), get a call that you have to go into work at 1:30 (ASAP) when you are supposed to clock on at 4pm and have to stay till 9pm, work work work, find out that you have to close now and it's been a behind day, work work work, get off at 10:20pm and then go straight to playing your game?

.... done thinking? Anyways, yeah. That's what happened yesterday and today, all fast-like. Had a 10hr day today. 10HR DAY!!! I usually only work a 4 or 5, but then suddenly to a 10?!?! It wasn't that bad, except for the fact that I only got 2hrs of sleep, had to work for a long time, and have really bad shoes. Yeah.. That cousin of mine ain't got nothing on me, YA HURR?!?!?!

Okay.. I'm done now^^ I just thought I was pretty impressive today. I was my normal, perky, humorous self today and with only 2hrs of sleep, too^^

So, hello livejournal. Long time, no entry! Yeeah.. I don't even really know why I'm updating here. Nobody cares and that's cool with me. But yes..

Work brings me down on weekends. Why, you may ask. One word; Brenda. Those who know what I'm talking about well.. Know what I'm talking about, though they do not know the Brenda as I do. Yes, sshe has earned the title, The Brenda. She brings the morale of everybody down. Days are always happier when she's not there. I just hope she realizes that whatever is up her butt needs to come out.. Like now. I'm sure everone at work will agree with me, when I say we'll all pull it out gladly. XD

Been playing FF10 like a fiend! I love that game. Tis teh goodness and makes me happy. The Hymn of the Fayth is my favorite song ever. I swear, it makes me feel good and I sing it without even noticing. It relaxes me. And I'm sure you all care very much. *sarcasticness implied*

Really hoping my pay check comes tomorrow so I can cash it and buy Black and White 2. I really shouldn't cause it goes against my religion buuut.. I don't see it where I BELIEVE I am the god and such. I find it as though I own this giant animal and there happen to be people around that I can do stuff too.. I mean, I play The Sims, and that there is basically the same thing! You control the people, ya know? Yesh... I'm always going to feel guilty in the back of my mind for buying it, but it's a game and I'm a gamer! And there's big fluffy animals. FLUFFY ANIMALS!!!! w00t!!

Man, when you say you're only going to put a few songs on your mp3 player, you think that would take about, what? Two minutes? I hate when I do this.. I end up spending +30min just when I say I'm gunna do this really quick! Darn my player. I love it so..

I swear, I'm changing. I can tell. Things are starting to either not matter, or matter more. I don't get it? I don't want to change that much. I liked, for the most part, who I was not too long ago. People seem to be noticing something, and I kinda can too. *sigh* What is it? I'm thinking work. It has made me notice how materialistic people can be. Don't get me wrong, I so am, but you know.. Money is so not THAT great. It just angers me sometimes. I think I'm also changing from what we're reading in English. I hate it.. I used to be content with myself for the most part and now? I don't know who I am anymore. I keep chaning my opinions and I feel like the BIGGEST hypocrit. I can't even spell that word. Teehee^^ That perked me up just a wee bit. :P How do you spell that? Awe well. you learn from you mistakes.. most times, if you can remember them. -^_^-'

I work tomorrow.. wooboy. And Wednsday, and Friday and Saturday. WHOOSNAP!! Huzzah for work.. Being sarcastic really applies here.

Also, the songs I've been listening to recently have me noticing something is up with me as well. They're all about either not fitting in, or fitting in in your own time, or something like that!! All these "Don't worry, be happy!" songs. I used to be that way without the songs. I used to be the one people went to to cheer up. And now? I don't know anymore. >.